sef's school life post!

here is all that remains of sef's school life...


ok, before school starts i need to state some thing. i'm sort of a geek. WOAH WOAH, don't unsubscribe yet! i still have some other thing to tell you.

there are many types of teachers i like and dont like. i categorize them in strange ways. here they are:

TEACHERS:

the stressy ones! - (don't like)
description: has been teaching in a school with out taking any breaks and getting stressed out. i hope my new teacher isnt the stressy type!

the creepy ones! - (dont like)
description: they are almost always in the lower part of school, like 2nd grade and below. they want to welcome the kids by creeping them out and asking them unnecessary questions. they are usually filtered out by 3rd grade, but not my brother's!

the quick ones! - (some what like)
these ones can either be quick so you don't have to do much school work, or they are quick, too quick for you to follow and/or understand what they mean. these are similar to the stressy ones.

the straight foward ones! - (like)
i like these because, well, they will go slow in learning new stuff. and they will help you if you have a question. FINE! call me a nerd!

the substitute - (like)
who wouldn't like a substitute? he/she is not sure what to expect, so you have 2 choices well, 3 choices.
1.go wild and CRAZY!
2.tell them you do recces almost all day, or some other white lie
3.just act normal (almost no one uses this option)

the weird home schoolers. - (uhh, am i supposed to rate this one?)
these ones are not your parents that home school you. these ones are the super weird ones who are to lazy to actually go to school, they use a web cam or something like that. these are very rare! they are in a computer! if you find one, dont instantly freak out! just do all sorts of bad stuff he cant do any thing about! he's stuck at home! and if he comes over in his car, him and the principal will probably come over and ask if you did that crazy stuff. REMEMBER! deny, deny, deny! after that the principal will go away. your teacher is going to scare you, but while he's trying to scaring you, DONT BE SCARED! just nod yes! and be normal and nice after that, OR you could just be normal and nice at the beginning and ignore all i've said! :P

 DAY 1

  so we drove to the school. when we got there a teacher told me to go to the cafeteria. i went there and sat at the 5th grade table. i just sat there until the bell rang and i needed to go to my class. my teacher's name is mrs. Vernor, and she's a normal strait forward class teacher. i sat in the seat that said the name 'Yosef' that is my name. i sat down and mrs.Vernor introduced herself. she said we need to go to the music room to have an announcement, or something like that. We walked there in a line and when i got there the music and art teachers talked about string clubs and other boring clubs i could join (not joining) and when she asked "who ever would like to be in string club stand up, almost every one but me and this other kid who had glasses like me (yes, i wear glasses). so after that the other teachers started talking and waiting for them to come back. when they finally came back, we had to go to this art room to try out art, whether we like it or NOT! we had to right our names FANCY-LIKE! about 100 times!! then we finally came back to home room! when we got there, we did some thing... i cant remember what, but after that, something, we had to go to recess, before it became to hot to go outside! when i went out there, i knew no one! i just walked around this track about a million times until i got bored of doing that and decided to go use the swings. while i was walking there, this kid who looked similar to me walked in front of me and we bumped into each other. i said "hey!" in a friendly voice, not a "HAY! WATCH IT!" voice. he just looked at me and walked to the swings. i walked over to him a couple minutes later and asked what his name was and if i could be his friend. i forgot his name, but he said yes. so we walked over to a shady spot and we talked about our self's. we where talking about something like, what we did when we where in our old school, and maybe we could do that, but then the bell rang and we had to go inside. when i got back to home room, we had to draw our self's (i hate drawing!). she said that when we where going to show our mom and dad our school and our class room, we could put our drawings in our chairs and they'd think we where in the class, but my parents would NEVER buy that! so i spent about 1 and a half hours making that thing. after that we had lunch. i sat at a random spot and a bunch of girls came over and said, "that's our spot." and i thought, WHAT?!?!? she said, "this is the girl's side the boys side is over there." she pointed all the way to the other side of the table! so i had to get all my stuff and bring it WAYYYYYYYY over there! 10 minutes later it was time to go back to class. NOOO!  we went back to class and we read a book about the guy who made the book tom soyer, i think, it's hard for me to remember all of this!! while she was read this book, this girl who thought she was 'oh, so' smart and said a lot of thing about that guy, and i'm pretty sure she made all it up. because she's saying stuff like, "why is that guy not using a computer to type it? it much easier that using a quill, THAT'S for sure!" than every one would shush her. and after that mrs.Vernor was about to give us some sort of test to help her get to know us better, but then the speaker said it was 10 minutes till we leave. so i went out side, and my mom was right at the entrance! lol! so we drove back home and we washed our hands and had a snack and talked about the school and about these papers she had to sign (AGAIN!?!?) so umm... that was pretty much my day so far, see you Wednesday!

DAY 3

    i came to school with my brother, he couldn't find a seat so he sat next to me in the 5th grade table. then we lined up. i hope my brother found his line... but anyways, i went to my home room, put my back pack in my locker, and got ready for math. this math teacher is VERY, and i don't mean a little i mean VEERY weird, and evil, at the same time. she's a stressy and a creepy teacher!!! creepy+stressy=AAAAAAAAARRRGG!!!! yesterday i walked in there and saw here creepy grin and she welcomed us by talking like an evil criminal, i thought she was an average creepy one. but a few minutes later, she gave us LOADS of papers, told us to complete them or else they're HOMEWORK! and i if i get home work, that means i cant post my school life page! it was just the same thing over and over again, MULTIPLICATION! but now let's talk about today. so the same thing happened, except today we did connect the dots. now dont get me wrong, i love connect the dots, but she wanted us to do it, OVER AND OVER AND OVER! what does that have to do with math?? well, i guess you count while doing it, but that isnt considered math, to me. so after the connect the dots torcher, we went to recess. we do recess early so we dont play while burning to death. i saw my friend again, and we played on the swings and talked, i guess we just arent the running type. so we went back in and we did science, we did absolutely nothing in science, well, maybe we did something in science, i dont know, i was to busy daydreaming, about science, lol! after THAT, we went to the cafeteria for lunch. cafeteria is such a disgusting word for an eating place, but lets get back on topic. so i sat down and this kid who is, to me, and expert on jokes! he says the funniest jokes! then this girl who looked to young for 5th grade who was sitting across from me, said to the other kid i was talking to, "you're so stupid and annoying because you dont stop talking!" what is with the girls in 5th grade?!? he wasnt talking THAT much! but anyways i got out of the cafeteria and went to reading class. at reading we read about this book called 'alalis and common sense' or something like that. this half guy, half spider, thing was a very greedy creature. so he decided to steal all of the common sense in the world, and every one would need it, so he'd sell it and gain lots of MOOLAH! but then he tried to climb up a tree with it. i guess he has a bad temper, because when he failed to climb the tree, he broke the container that was holding the common sense, and that's why we have a little bit of common sense. but i know that's not the REAL reason, every one does! but after that we packed up, and went home. now i know this may seem rushed, but it's because i have this stupid after school program my parents forced me to do. it's this type of karate called tang soo do, and i hate doing it! i have to do it at 5:00 and it's 4:45, and my parents are rushing me! no matter what i do, they wont let me out of the stupid karate! i guess my parents think i'll grow up to be some sort of karate master, but NO!!!!! i'm going to be an author! i hope, because as you can see, i am very good at writing stories! well, got 2 go, see ya lator.

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